What the Hell Is Going On in California? How Civic Unrest, Delivery Delays, and Billionaire Fragility Collide
California is boiling over — not from weather, but from pressure. Protests, federal threats, delivery delays, and the fingerprints of ego-driven billionaires all over the mess. Here's a breakdown of what’s really happening and why it matters more than most people think.
I Deleted Half My Website and Google Was Like: ‘Respect.’
I radically re-focused vonhauerland.com around its core idea—Galactic Fossils—and saw Google Search traffic explode. A nerdy deep-dive into pruning distractions, banning Elon Musk, and watching real visitors finally arrive.
Unearthed Near Solnhofen: A Steel Artifact That Defies Earthly Evolution
A recent dig near the famed Solnhofen fossil beds reveals an otherworldly metallic structure unlike anything in Earth’s evolutionary record. Could this be the first evidence of exoplanetary life crossing its way thru the Cosmos?
Ditch the Algorithm, Embrace the Vibe: The Small Web is Your New Digital Playground
Tired of the endless scroll and curated cringe? Discover the Small Web, Yesterweb, and Indie Web – where real humans make cool stuff, memes hit different, and your online existence actually sparks joy. Unfiltered, authentic, and seriously addictive.
Elon vs. Trump Meme War Explodes—And We Got Dragged Back In
Just when we thought we left Elon in the dust, the internet slaps us with the Elon-Trump fight of the decade. Memes exploded, ketamine jokes flew, and here we are again.
We promised ourselves—we were done with Elon. Left him where he landed post-Grimes, post-Twitter-X-whatever spiral. But nope. The internet said: L + Ratio + You’re covering this again.
Glitched Signals from a Distant Planet: Unseen Images of the Galactic Fossils
Unreleased 3D renders of glitch-infused galactic fossil objects—gritty, distorted, and inspired by Dune, Interstellar, and Alien. Perfect for fans of sci-fi art, digital decay aesthetics, and speculative design that feels pulled from another dimension.
Assembling the Sentinel: A Cosmic Artifact Straight Out of a Sci-Fi Movie
In today’s post, I want to show you something that came out of the workshop recently: a steel object I’ve been calling either Sentinel or Belemnit during its design phase. (Yes, like the prehistoric cephalopod. No, it’s not actually a squid fossil. But squint hard enough and you’ll see the resemblance.)
The Best Memes of All Time, Ranked by Year – From Ancient Internet to Peak 2025 Drip
Been hoarding memes since the dawn of Wi-Fi? So have we. This chaotic archive ranks the best memes ever, year by year—from Rage Comics to Skibidi Toilet. Drip included.
You know how I’ve been saying “I’m gonna make meme shirts” for, like, five years?
Well, it’s scramble time.
We’re finally doing it. Not just shirts. Not just memes. This is a full-blown annual meme timeline drip drop™, ranking the most legendary memes year by year since the Big Bang of internet humor (aka 2007).
Why I Kicked Elon Musk Out of My Sci-Fi Sandbox (and Why You Should Too)
Yeah, I know, I know. For a while there, it probably felt like my blog was becoming "The Elon Musk Daily." And honestly, you wouldn't be wrong. I've been writing about the dude, well, a lot. Probably disproportionately so, to be brutally honest. And it wasn't for kicks and giggles (though sometimes, his antics certainly provided those). My intentions, dear readers, were pure as a freshly laundered space suit.